Go back to sleep

→ Fried chicken

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wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

  • No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
  • Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

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bloodymane: wow

bloodymane:

wow

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illeatyrfuxkingsoul: submissivefeminist: When you misbehave, you will be locked below and forced to listen to Me cum without you. That would suck so much omg.

illeatyrfuxkingsoul:

submissivefeminist:

When you misbehave, you will be locked below and forced to listen to Me cum without you.

That would suck so much omg.

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strugglingtobeheard:

anothertimesforgottenspace:

worth scrolling all the way up to reblog

Lmao omg

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lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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the-guardian-of-snow-days: jolly-coalition-of-dancing: milesjai: ruoloc: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just yup that’s a lion this movie’s about a lion just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here

the-guardian-of-snow-days:

jolly-coalition-of-dancing:

milesjai:

ruoloc:

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba  [There comes a lion]
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama         [Oh yes, it's a lion]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama

I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS

it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just

yup

that’s a lion

this movie’s about a lion

just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here

image

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comemierdaaa:

anomalousdata:

zetarays:

pedantic-pontificating-bastards:

red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom

Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild

I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something

how do they survive

They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”

Give them to me naoooo. <3333

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flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

image

image

fashion

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amywinterbreeze: mishaswhore: asktheoakenshieldbros: goquackyourself: fuckyeah-kasumisty: can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight: a-big-guy-named-tiny: SCIENCE! science has figured out how to open a portal to hell #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!! sand alcohol or lighter fluid sugar   Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.  Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match. Oh tumblr, what would we do without you. REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

  • sand
  • alcohol or lighter fluid
  • sugar  
  1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
  2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
  3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
  4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
  5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

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wookiewuv:

thelivingwiccan:

There are words in my head, but none of them can describe how I feel when I see this picture. What I would give to swim there.

ॐ

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